Posted 3 hours ago

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

(Source: niqabisinparis)

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oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

Posted 3 hours ago

teapalm:

These were taken minutes apart

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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(Source: lysistratas-moved)

Posted 3 hours ago

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

Posted 6 hours ago
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transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

(Source: arvidabystrom)